Saturday, April 12, 2008

Things that I Really DON'T Like

1. Peeing myself every time I sneeze.
2. Weeds in my yard - even the pretty ones
3. Emptying the dishwasher
4. Discussion of any sort regarding body parts (too bad I married a Pathologist, huh?)
5. The smell of a self-cleaning oven
6. The white's load
7. The color hot pink
8. Phone calls in the middle of devotions or homeschooling or dinner or ....
9. Late nights
10. Any and all movies literally ruined by the use of profane language (why??!)
11. Knowing I can't look or weigh what I did when I was 22.
12. Shedding dogs
13. Watching my cat kill and eat a bird
14. Graying hair
15. Listening to complaining about the meal I just spent 40 minutes preparing
16. Crumbs on the floor
17. The sights, sounds, and especially smells of Walmart
18. People who are unkind and critical
19. Frigid wind in the month of April
20. Slothfulness in the midst of blessing
21. Sitting in chairs where my feet don't touch the floor
22. Noticing that my son's shirt has egg yolk dribbled down the front just as we're walking into violin lesson.
23. "Healthy" popcorn
24. Printers that don't work when you really need them to.
25. Having to buy eggs when I have some 30 odd chickens I'm feeding in the barn!
26. Unmade beds
27. Guilt trips of any sort

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